Why the Yankees Blow

I love the yankees. Alot. Like I'd go gay for them, not an individual but for them as a whole. Which in my eyes is slightly less gay. Dont judge me. But this year, like most years in this stupid decade, we are screwing up the first half of the season because Alex Rodriguez cant tell his dick from his batting helmet.

I dont get it. You'd think that i'd be happy with .288 average and seven homers and 21 RBI's, and i would be, if this was April 25th. A-Rod hit 14 homers in the month of May last year, i creamed my jeans, literally, i bought new pants. It was amazing I couldv'e danced in the streets i thought the time had come that this SOB would finally stop being such a pussy and blaming it all on the pressure of NYC baseball.

You want to know the cure for NYC baseball pressure. 100 million dallors. Boom, you should be cured. No more freakin excuses. I expect a super hero performance for that kind of money, that and a HJ every tuesday afternoon. It should be expected, and is. When Melky Cabrera is one homer back from you, you got ISSUES.

Anyway the end result of all this is that the cubs are better than the yankees at the moment. But must i say it? 26...26 world championships. 2....2 world championships. 8....8 years wait. 100..100 year wait. Two to three generations have passed since they won something. Some one should look into that.