Why Bill Clinton Was a Shitty President

God I’m sick of Clinton worship. Really I mean it; it’s as if since eight years have passed since the end of his “reign” as President his hero worship among liberals has grown incrementally to the point where he seems like an American hero. Granted, his past actions over the last couple of months during his electio- er I mean his wife’s election campaign has decreased his status but make no mistake there are still millions of Americans who miss his glory days, Most of them are casting their votes to make sure he is just down the hall of the oval office for another term or two.
I got started thinking about this because of the incessant and undying love given to him by the one and only Herring. Now I could understand where he was coming from. He watches Keith Olbermann and with all the garbage that comes out of the mouth of that idiot it is impossible not to think the world was better off before Georgie-boy got in office.
A well loved phrase by the Liberal Left is that thousands of Americans have been dying in the unjust war created by the Bush Administration. I want to make something clear, war blows, bet you knew that, but if you look at the god damn reality of all of this you might understand that maybe, JUST FUCKING MAYBE, there was some reason we went there. Some reason that persuaded many high profile Democrats in congress to vote for it and maybe just some reason that perhaps, JUST PERHAPS, that in the long run we will understand that helping an impoverished, oppressed people overthrow a tyrant and help them establish a democracy might help them.
But hey who ever listens to the guy who supports a war, it makes you a fascist and a neo-con and a rapist…I think. I get tired of all the thousands of lovely names given to people like me who support our troops.
P.S. Saying you support our troops and don’t support their actions is BULLSHIT. Almost every soldier in the United States Army that is serving in Iraq right now signed a contract after the war began to continue or begin service. They knew what they were getting into and they understand the duties that they are carrying out.
Anyway, I’m off subject…O YEAH, the Clinton years sucked too. Countless Americans died under the Clinton Administration without us ever having to declare a war…WHAT WHAT WHAT!?!?! Yeah I know it sounds crazy but it’s the gods honest truth.

These Statistics were put forward by the Congressional Research Service and man are they fun. Have a look

1993 .......... 1,213 (Clinton Year)
1994 .......... 1,075 (Clinton Year)
1995 .......... 2,465 (Clinton Year)
1996 .......... 2,318 (Clinton Year)
Clinton years (1993-2000): 14,000 deaths
1997 ............ 817 (Clinton Year)
1998 .......... 2,252 (Clinton Year)
1999 .......... 1,984 (Clinton Year)
2000 .......... 1,983 (Clinton Year)

2001 ............. 890 (George W Year)
2002 .......... 1,007 (George W Year)
2003 .......... 1,410 (George W Year)
2004 .......... 1,887 (George W Year)
George W years (2001-2006): 7,932 deaths
2005 ............. 919 (George W Year)
2006.............. 920 (George W Year)
2007………... 899 (George W Year)

BUMP BA DA BUMP BUM BUM BA!!!!!! Under the peace loving Bubba Clinton 14,000 American troops died. The fact of the matter is it doesn’t take a war, you can misuse the American army without one.
But let’s start with another fun fact. I said recently to a liberal friend that over the past seven years we have been kept relatively safe in the continental U.S. from Islamo-facist or as I put it “Say Georgie Boy Kept you safe!” and he replied gently with “I’m sure he did, that’s why 9-11 happened.” So I ran with that thought and went back to the Administration that is constantly seen with a back lighted halo. What happened in 1993? The first world trade center bombings. How about in 1998? Two U.S. embassies were bombed in Africa. Who did these things? Al Qaida and Usama Bin Laden who promptly declared a holy war upon America.
Another fun fact during the Clinton Administration is that well over a year before 9/11 the CIA had found Bin Laden at his camp with Predator drones close enough to see his security detail, his height and the reverence given to him by his followers. My question is if we could get this fucking close how come we couldn’t have sent in a strike force or hell even just bombed the damn camp? Bin Laden was perhaps the most wanted man in the world and we did nothing to stop him then, letting him commit his atrocious acts on American soil. Maybe it was because his administration was already weakened by his immoral acts and his felonious perjury that asking congress or just ordering the damn attack might have mad him look even worse.
Another fun thing is that the Clinton Administration was offered Bin Laden on a God Damn Platter by the Sudanese President who offered detention and Extradition of Usama to the United States but a failure to act by the Administration led to him getting away yet again.
Clinton had his good points but the resounding factor is that he wasn’t all that great a president. Hope you read it and enjoyed.

Why Congress should stop Asking Clemens about his Butt

I'm going to tell you right now I love baseball to the core. I'll sit for hours in the summer and watch my Yankees whoop up on the rest of the American league, but something I can't watch are some pointy nosed Congressmen belly aching about steroids in baseball.

One thing I really wanted to point out is that this trainer called Mcnamee, who's the one who claims to have penetrated another mans bum with his needle, has said he has saved some bloody gauze and needles from the injections.

DOES ANYONE THROW ANYTHING AWAY ANYMORE?

My girl calls me a pack rat but when i cut my knee i throw the band aid away afterwards. If that band aid could have someday put another man in prison one day and he goes free because of it , so be it. Thats nasty, and all credibility should be taken from him for being gross. I wonder where he kept it, in my head its a cigar box on his mantle with the words "Clemens Ass Blood" neatly embroidered on the front.

I'm going to ask this question to see where everyone else stands on it. Would you rather see Barry Bonds hit 30 homers in a three week span or see Kevin Millwood pitch one more...boring....change up ridden game.

M.R.

Global Warming, mmmmm thats good.

Global Warming Is Stupid

I want you to tell me right now that the temperature of the world has not changed over its entire history, right now, do it, I dare you. I bring up this point, because I miss my testicles my friends, I miss them. They’ve been hiding so deep in my body for so long now that a kick in the groin right now would only make me giggle. WHERE THE HELL IS GLOBAL WARMING WHEN I NEED IT!?!

Why do you believe global warming is real anyway? I really want to know. Is it because Al Gore said so? See if that was the kind of reasoning that liberals would use to back up their claims then I would be all for it. Hell if Karl Rove told me that told me that my microwave was killing kittens; I’d get those sons of bitches banned in an instant. I like kittens, deal with it.

I want some one to tell me why the earths climate has changed from temperate to an ice age back to temperate. Is it because the mammoths were driving hummers? I think so.

Why Global Warming is Stupid

According to the U.N. , there has been no trosopheric warming. Look it up.

There has been a half degree Celsius swing which is the norm.

A unanimous claim from the scientific community has been constantly refuted.

Global warming is just the newest political environmental trend since Global Cooling in the 70’s.

Antarctica is getting colder.

LOOK IT UP.

M.R.