Global Warming, mmmmm thats good.

Global Warming Is Stupid

I want you to tell me right now that the temperature of the world has not changed over its entire history, right now, do it, I dare you. I bring up this point, because I miss my testicles my friends, I miss them. They’ve been hiding so deep in my body for so long now that a kick in the groin right now would only make me giggle. WHERE THE HELL IS GLOBAL WARMING WHEN I NEED IT!?!

Why do you believe global warming is real anyway? I really want to know. Is it because Al Gore said so? See if that was the kind of reasoning that liberals would use to back up their claims then I would be all for it. Hell if Karl Rove told me that told me that my microwave was killing kittens; I’d get those sons of bitches banned in an instant. I like kittens, deal with it.

I want some one to tell me why the earths climate has changed from temperate to an ice age back to temperate. Is it because the mammoths were driving hummers? I think so.

Why Global Warming is Stupid

According to the U.N. , there has been no trosopheric warming. Look it up.

There has been a half degree Celsius swing which is the norm.

A unanimous claim from the scientific community has been constantly refuted.

Global warming is just the newest political environmental trend since Global Cooling in the 70’s.

Antarctica is getting colder.

LOOK IT UP.

M.R.