Why Bill Clinton Was a Shitty President

God I’m sick of Clinton worship. Really I mean it; it’s as if since eight years have passed since the end of his “reign” as President his hero worship among liberals has grown incrementally to the point where he seems like an American hero. Granted, his past actions over the last couple of months during his electio- er I mean his wife’s election campaign has decreased his status but make no mistake there are still millions of Americans who miss his glory days, Most of them are casting their votes to make sure he is just down the hall of the oval office for another term or two.
I got started thinking about this because of the incessant and undying love given to him by the one and only Herring. Now I could understand where he was coming from. He watches Keith Olbermann and with all the garbage that comes out of the mouth of that idiot it is impossible not to think the world was better off before Georgie-boy got in office.
A well loved phrase by the Liberal Left is that thousands of Americans have been dying in the unjust war created by the Bush Administration. I want to make something clear, war blows, bet you knew that, but if you look at the god damn reality of all of this you might understand that maybe, JUST FUCKING MAYBE, there was some reason we went there. Some reason that persuaded many high profile Democrats in congress to vote for it and maybe just some reason that perhaps, JUST PERHAPS, that in the long run we will understand that helping an impoverished, oppressed people overthrow a tyrant and help them establish a democracy might help them.
But hey who ever listens to the guy who supports a war, it makes you a fascist and a neo-con and a rapist…I think. I get tired of all the thousands of lovely names given to people like me who support our troops.
P.S. Saying you support our troops and don’t support their actions is BULLSHIT. Almost every soldier in the United States Army that is serving in Iraq right now signed a contract after the war began to continue or begin service. They knew what they were getting into and they understand the duties that they are carrying out.
Anyway, I’m off subject…O YEAH, the Clinton years sucked too. Countless Americans died under the Clinton Administration without us ever having to declare a war…WHAT WHAT WHAT!?!?! Yeah I know it sounds crazy but it’s the gods honest truth.

These Statistics were put forward by the Congressional Research Service and man are they fun. Have a look

1993 .......... 1,213 (Clinton Year)
1994 .......... 1,075 (Clinton Year)
1995 .......... 2,465 (Clinton Year)
1996 .......... 2,318 (Clinton Year)
Clinton years (1993-2000): 14,000 deaths
1997 ............ 817 (Clinton Year)
1998 .......... 2,252 (Clinton Year)
1999 .......... 1,984 (Clinton Year)
2000 .......... 1,983 (Clinton Year)

2001 ............. 890 (George W Year)
2002 .......... 1,007 (George W Year)
2003 .......... 1,410 (George W Year)
2004 .......... 1,887 (George W Year)
George W years (2001-2006): 7,932 deaths
2005 ............. 919 (George W Year)
2006.............. 920 (George W Year)
2007………... 899 (George W Year)

BUMP BA DA BUMP BUM BUM BA!!!!!! Under the peace loving Bubba Clinton 14,000 American troops died. The fact of the matter is it doesn’t take a war, you can misuse the American army without one.
But let’s start with another fun fact. I said recently to a liberal friend that over the past seven years we have been kept relatively safe in the continental U.S. from Islamo-facist or as I put it “Say Georgie Boy Kept you safe!” and he replied gently with “I’m sure he did, that’s why 9-11 happened.” So I ran with that thought and went back to the Administration that is constantly seen with a back lighted halo. What happened in 1993? The first world trade center bombings. How about in 1998? Two U.S. embassies were bombed in Africa. Who did these things? Al Qaida and Usama Bin Laden who promptly declared a holy war upon America.
Another fun fact during the Clinton Administration is that well over a year before 9/11 the CIA had found Bin Laden at his camp with Predator drones close enough to see his security detail, his height and the reverence given to him by his followers. My question is if we could get this fucking close how come we couldn’t have sent in a strike force or hell even just bombed the damn camp? Bin Laden was perhaps the most wanted man in the world and we did nothing to stop him then, letting him commit his atrocious acts on American soil. Maybe it was because his administration was already weakened by his immoral acts and his felonious perjury that asking congress or just ordering the damn attack might have mad him look even worse.
Another fun thing is that the Clinton Administration was offered Bin Laden on a God Damn Platter by the Sudanese President who offered detention and Extradition of Usama to the United States but a failure to act by the Administration led to him getting away yet again.
Clinton had his good points but the resounding factor is that he wasn’t all that great a president. Hope you read it and enjoyed.